I'M PREGNANT!!!!
So, I'll see ya in about 8 months.
Monday, September 7, 2009
Sunday, August 30, 2009
Weekend FAIL
This weekend I have eaten fried shrimp (eleventy billion of them), homemade waffles and bacon, a cheeseburger, approximately 1/2 of a chocolate cake, and lo mein.
The Wii will mock me tomorrow. But it was delicious. Tomorrow brings salad, chicken, and (gasp!) exercise. Bleh.
The Wii will mock me tomorrow. But it was delicious. Tomorrow brings salad, chicken, and (gasp!) exercise. Bleh.
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
So, here's the thing...
I cannot not eat some things. What I mean is that, if I'm wanting something...like, needing wanting...I am better off to just eat it, in appropriate portions, than to deny my obsession. Because, let me tell you, said obsession will not leave. You may thing it's on its way out. You may even see it head for the door. But I assure you, all of that is fuckery in its finest form.
Case in point, I thought about donuts for days. No secret that I'm a big fan of the sweets. I'm a fan of anything yummy really, but I digress.
Finally, I got one. ONE. I have never in my life had just one of anything and certainly not a donut. But I did this time. And I am stoked about it. I assure you that had I continued to fantasize about its chocolate covered goodness, I would have ended up with a dozen on my desk serving as breakfast, snack, lunch, and snack.
And you know what else? I feel more victorious in eating one, that I would have if I had had none. True Story.
So the moral of the story? Be good to yourself. What may appear to be a step backwards at first glance, could actually be a foundation for many many steps forward.
P.S. I'm rocking. 8lbs. Gone. Poof. Hasta never, bitches.
Case in point, I thought about donuts for days. No secret that I'm a big fan of the sweets. I'm a fan of anything yummy really, but I digress.
Finally, I got one. ONE. I have never in my life had just one of anything and certainly not a donut. But I did this time. And I am stoked about it. I assure you that had I continued to fantasize about its chocolate covered goodness, I would have ended up with a dozen on my desk serving as breakfast, snack, lunch, and snack.
And you know what else? I feel more victorious in eating one, that I would have if I had had none. True Story.
So the moral of the story? Be good to yourself. What may appear to be a step backwards at first glance, could actually be a foundation for many many steps forward.
P.S. I'm rocking. 8lbs. Gone. Poof. Hasta never, bitches.
Monday, August 17, 2009
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Well, shit.
I did awesome for about 3.5 days. Ate what I had planned. Counted every morsel. Even walked past...get this, are you ready....Fried Cheesecake. Are you fucking kidding me? The diet gods were having a ball with that one, I assure you. But I did well. I stood tall and strong. Eyes on the prize, J. Eyes on the prize.
Enter, Thursday. I'm ravenously hungry and not in a very good mood. I eat a late night sammie followed by 3/4 of a box of Devils Food Cookies.
Friday - I ditch the lean cuisine for Quiznos (and not a turkey on wheat hold the mayo kind of Quiznos). Then proceed to drink the remainder of my alloted calories.
I do not like this diet plan.
I do not like it, Sam I am.
Enter, Thursday. I'm ravenously hungry and not in a very good mood. I eat a late night sammie followed by 3/4 of a box of Devils Food Cookies.
Friday - I ditch the lean cuisine for Quiznos (and not a turkey on wheat hold the mayo kind of Quiznos). Then proceed to drink the remainder of my alloted calories.
I do not like this diet plan.
I do not like it, Sam I am.
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
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